Miscellaneous: Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie...

By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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By misspriss - 17/02/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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E40_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:22

N00B.

ffmmllyaya 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:23

sounds fake lol the 3D wasn't that realistic

Comments

brianjman14 22

Monday 18 January 2010 23:21

fail

humorizer 14

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:25

That's stupid. The movie wasn't even realistic; it just provided some slight depth to the background, nothing 'in your face' occurred. It seemed like you were watching an aquarium. Distant, yet had depth.

npk88 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:45

"Today, I saw Avatar..." = automatic YDI!

lacho95 4

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:48

wtf is wrong with avatar?? your a ******* idiot

Halive 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:02

Shut up you ******* retarded cocksucker

im_da_man 5

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:04

u shutup

Br8y16 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:10

XD!!!!!!!!

E40_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:22

N00B.

sayyestothedress 24

Thursday 31 July 2014 16:37

OP spelled Imax wrong

nickob96 25

Wednesday 3 December 2014 8:52

No he didn't...

bernicexx 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:22

wtf ?

legit321 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 0:12

near the middle of the movie, theres some burning ashes floating around..and to be honest it did look like it was going to land on you..but obviously it wont, so i dont blame him EPIC MOVIE BEST MOVIE EVER

TheSpoof 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 13:48

I actually thought it was a bug flying by for a second, my dad did too and started swatting at them. lol

hilda_kitty 16

Sunday 13 June 2010 14:34

I screamed. LOUD. and then everyone burst out laughing in the theater... =D

lenkab123 0

Monday 21 June 2010 17:50

iMax is in OR

Pushofthetides 3

Friday 8 July 2011 11:13

bernicexx is hot

LauraTheKiwi 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:22

ffmmllyaya 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:23

sounds fake lol the 3D wasn't that realistic

cutiepi 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 0:52

I agree.. the movie was 3D, but it wasn't come-out-at-you 3D.....

Mookdaruch 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:15

You obviously didn't see it in IMAX 3D. It was epic!

ThatOneTimeLord 25

Thursday 8 August 2013 9:10

Wasn't that good

HRJ_KBH_1994 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:23

How? Just how? wait, nvm lol

brianjman14 22

Monday 18 January 2010 23:23

wtf happened to my comment? lol

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 19 January 2010 0:00

nah man, sorry, i got there, when i got there, it was already at 0 agreed and 0 deserved. i got the 1st deserved and first comment, and it's back. sorry man