By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury
Same thing different taste
By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States
Movie night
By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada
By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States
Weird simile but OK
By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth
By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada
Maybe he's into that...
By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00
By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic
Dude, STFU!
By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19
By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville
Scary
By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo
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Movie logic: 10 bucks for a ticket. Oh, you want to eat popcorn too? Sure, that'll be 14 dollars, your right nut, and your firstborn child, provided you can still have children with just one ********
Movie Logic: The vast majority of the ticket money goes to the studio so we'll make ours on concessions.
More than that even
Looks like your in a sticky situation
Why does someone in the top 4 comments always attempt to make a crappy pun
Once upon a time, being the first one to make a pun made you a commenting God. Kind of like a new relationship, when the girl giggles at everything her boyfriend says, thinking he's the funniest thing on earth. Then, as time goes on, the boy's lame jokes get old, and all he can get out of her is a blank stare. Which is equivalent to a thumbing down on FML.
What a drinky situation
That made zero sense.
#13 Once a pun a time.. *runs away quickly*
I actually looked for a pun about OP's username. Are you serious, "zaynemaliksvagina"?
#47 me too lol I'm just scrolling through the comments for jokes about ops username lol
Damn such people.
You should have informed him you went to the movies to unwind, not cool off.
Rage much?
That's a plot twist you weren't expecting.
At least you got a free drink
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Look on the bright side. He lost 10 dollars with that drink.
You are complaining about receiving a free drink?