Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead...

By Mika_Ookami - 21/02/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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Certainly seems like it

By Red Head Redemption - 08/12/2022 00:00

Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Charming dude

By Hurt as hell - 29/11/2023 07:30

Today, I saw the guy I have a crush on kissing a blonde chick. He'd turned me down because he “wasn’t into blondes”. I’m a blonde myself. When I confronted him about it, he told me, “Oh, I should have been more specific. I’m not into blondes who have a face like Sid the Sloth and a body like Shamu.” FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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kallielou 10

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:18

maybe he was joking :P

Jen_J_the_J 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:20

haha bad way to find out ur ugly, huh

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kallielou 10

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:18

maybe he was joking :P

mfmylifesrsly 29

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:31

I'm sure he was joking. have a sense of humor. lol it is sad though there arnt many pretty redheads. thank goodness I'm one of the few :D

kellybby8650 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:38

aw that's meann

1800getalife 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:43

yea most red heads are ugly ohh the freckles gaaaah

cucuto89 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:45

Today, My friend made a joke at my expense. FML

ilovechuux13 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:51

GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL!

Aceage 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:05

today I realised I can't take a joke FML

george456 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:23

snickerdoodles, don't you have anything to say?

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 22 February 2010 0:39

bahaha george I was wondering where snickerdoodles is too :D

YeahFMLxX 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:41

he was probably trying to tap that? maybe a joke! -.- he thinks your hot.

jinky58 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:55

redheads are disgusting, and are rubes.

isreal 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:44

or maybe you r just ugly

Repttar 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:51

****

KingDingALing 9

Monday 22 February 2010 3:30

yea.. "forgot" :P

Lg11 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:19

ydi fir being a redhead xD

AngryNinja 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:27

wow, way to double-post, idiot. op, i feel ya. but i love my hair, so just tell him to go **** himself. maybe other redheads avoid him 'cause he's an asswipe.