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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, a week after I lost my job, my car was written off by someone rear-ending me, and both parties weren't insured. I tried to look for a new job, but all of them require that you have a vehicle. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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You deserved it 2 512

By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML

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cookookachoo 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:29

ydi

jewban 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:37

music makes life so much better music is the best thing created since sliced toasted bread with butter.

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cookookachoo 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:29

ydi

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:39

Agreed.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:53

Was the song "highway to hell" by ACDC?

mfmylifesrsly 29

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:21

I wish I knew if OP was a woman or not so there'd be some more "women can't drive jokes" on a side note, I'm getting my baby (car) back tomorrow! She got hit, it was my fault though, and I'm not surprised since I'm a woman...:(

brennboo 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:29

15- it most definitely was :)

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Sunday 5 December 2010 11:01

22- you are a disgrace. lolll. but then again I do like sum sexist jokes. against men.

sirdolittle 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:00

Hé hé, nice one, 15. @22, you're pretty honest about that, it's great ! however, I'd prefer to have more good drivers on the road, rather that bad ones who know they are ... ah, well ...

EffinAhole 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:29

22 you're an idiot

robc32ca 4

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:39

Britney "oops I did it again"

dusty209 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:07

where did u put it

dusty209 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:09

yes im # 69

xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:30

Yeah, really.

YourImaginaryFri 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:31

ahh something similar happened to me.. I hope you didn't have to pay for damages to the other persons car..

ShakenShadow 2

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:35

why wouldn't he have to pay for it? he did the damage.

SwayofEntropy 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:21

Some states are no fault where when in an accident, both parties insurances handle only their own client instead of legal battles over who should pay. If I remember right, Kentucky is a no-fault State.

payton3233 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:51

hey I like your profile picture. is that Andy sixx..?

SwayofEntropy 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:54

Whos profile picture?

SpinozaQ 2

Sunday 5 December 2010 15:07

No fault is stupid. Car crashes are always someone's fault. Clearly this one was the OP. I have been involved in a couple of accidents in my life. Yet my insurance company has never paid out a dine, because none of them were my fault. The other guy paid.