Intimacy: Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 426

You deserved it 92 255

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 137

You deserved it 477

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 103

You deserved it 3 325

Oops, I Did It Again

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to my mom that the bruises I have all over my body are not due to abuse, but because I'm into really rough sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 793

You deserved it 762

Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 659

You deserved it 4 265

That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 283

By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 564

You deserved it 31 819

By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 356

You deserved it 264

By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 215

You deserved it 24 090

A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 506

You deserved it 6 490

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 960

You deserved it 6 539

stephfml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:56

Wear a turtleneck

TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:57

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

Comments

stephfml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:56

Wear a turtleneck

BlueJeans2626 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:23

oh shit

hellokittywhore 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:47

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

troyboyd05 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:13

What the **** is goin on with Hellokittywhore? Oh wait...her name explains all....

Mizzle95 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:44

okay crazy woman what. the. F**k.

Lazcouchtater 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:35

My GF at the moment is into that. She's slowly bringing me around to the idea, however, if she bites hard enough to make me what to yell or punch, I'll just clamp down on the nearest soft flesh near me. Strangely enough, thats enough to make her let go, and almost ******. Go figure. Two birds killed with one stone lol

ninjawurl16 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 18:35

hahaha i wanna be yur boyfriend(:

KataraTheBender 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:25

Yes and make- up on whatever isn't covered

changesinme 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:54

Rough sex? You mean crazy monkey sex?

iloveshim 14

Monday 9 January 2012 21:14

And some covergirl

xxDefiantxx 0

Monday 13 February 2012 2:24

The best time to wear a striped turtleneck,is all the time...

SofiaFaolan 8

Saturday 31 August 2013 17:28

No, she should wear her usual clothes and then make it part of her presentation as an example of what physical domestic violence can look like, then claim that it's costume makeup for the speech to anyone who asks.

Kazze 31

Thursday 30 October 2014 15:39

#162 "The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the tiiiiime. The best kind of striped sweater? Turtleneck, that's the kiiiiiind." I'm happy and disappointed in myself for knowing that by heart.

xyris_fml 28

Monday 10 August 2015 0:11

Or use tattoo concealer. It can be your friend for things like this.

TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:57

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

Jbiebs82 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 5:13

U feel off ur bike?

Kazze 31

Thursday 30 October 2014 15:41

#125 I hate it when I feel off my bike.

SillySweetGirl 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:56

Have*. You shouldn't HAVE had it. Not of.

Danny_Shakes 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:57

Nothing like a night of drinking and waking up the next morning with a black eye and your dick in a cast. Turning to your girlfriend and she looks like she was on Cops the night before. If that is not true love than what is? haha