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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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Kill me now

By bademployee - 12/08/2014 23:16 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML

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No fun

By PokeTheBear - 22/07/2009 21:09 - Canada

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

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By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 4 222

By Anonymous - 31/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Hurricane

Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML

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By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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By XxJennJennXxX - 20/01/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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akiahara 14

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:23

Now your desk will be moved to the basement and your stapler will be confiscated.

lautturi 2

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:21

Well, at some point that was going to happen. Hiding behind a wall meant you couldn't see him, should've been prepared for that.

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lautturi 2

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:21

Well, at some point that was going to happen. Hiding behind a wall meant you couldn't see him, should've been prepared for that.

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Monday 31 December 2018 9:59

Thanks for explaining that

klimpomppp 9

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:23

I do that too in school!

feelingold 18

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:52

and that says it all OP. Grow up or I see many more FMLs in your future...

akiahara 14

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:23

Now your desk will be moved to the basement and your stapler will be confiscated.

FrietvanPiet 16

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:26

No one will give OP a slice of pie.

Devilpuppy0861 7

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:37

But at the end of the day he'll burn the motha fucka down and walk away rich.

noreallywhat 17

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:37

OP's coworkers will thoughtlessly forget to invite them to the printer Pinata party

gracehi 31

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:23

I bet you didn't SEE that coming. *bu dum tsss*

poopsi 19

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:26

I don't get it. Of course he didn't see that coming. :C

gracehi 31

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:34

He didn't see his boss coming around the corner, and he didn't see that embarrassing event happening. Get it? Get it? He didn't see it coming in more ways than one! HA HA HA!!! It's funny...right? No? Ah well, I tried.