Because pineapples are always a good back up for avocado- I give up.

*the krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!*

The **** y'all thumbing a perfectly executed spongebob quote down for?

I know right? I was sad to see #55's comment was thumbed down.

you don't know the benefits of Avocado do you?!

#72 Pineapple is better for living.

*who lives in a pineapple under the sea...*

*Waiting for the follow up*

After he pulled out the knife, op screamed "Holy Guacamole"

*Grabs popcorn and a drink* what it might take a while

Maybe op posted this just prior to being stabbed and is either dead or in medical care.

29 Holy guacamole, Batman!

I don't blame him, avocados are freaking delicious.

I know, they're so fantastic they run out fast. It's such a disappointment when stores don't have them. If I pulled a knife every time they didn't have avocados, I'd be a serial killer.

I agree.... I would pull a knife too. You can't just let a man go without avocados!!

Only if you then used the knife to kill people.

And then mug him using his knife.

I think it may be a little late for that by now.

You mean OP isn't still standing there, waiting for advice from the FML community while the crazed customer brandishes a knife at him?

Because pizza parlors have bananas and watermelons just sitting around for just such an occasion...

Who doesn't love avocados ?

“Have you met my first born son, Avocado?”

I forgot to lock my avacardo.

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