By sysadmin:~# rm -rf / - 12/09/2013 19:40 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my self-esteem sank so low that I sabotaged my workplace's corporate network, then fixed it, just so I could feel needed. FML
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fsomelife 26

You realize you can get fired in the blink of an eye for crap like this? Then again, your networth should be fixed when you find a job again!

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Barriaultcory 16

You should get a cat

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fsomelife 26

You realize you can get fired in the blink of an eye for crap like this? Then again, your networth should be fixed when you find a job again!

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CheeseTron 15

Or if she doesn't get caught, she could get a raise.

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ChevyRedneck85 13

What was your next option if you couldn't fix it

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vipirius 18

OP I really hope you didn't rm -rf / the network..

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tjv3 10

OP is not a true sysadim ... A true sysadim keeps the network up at all costs!

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hcollins1 18

And sabotaging the company's network and then fixing it isn't getting involved?

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iAlissa 34

Correction; involved in positive, outgoing actions

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hollyanne27 9

Or maybe #22 meant join an adults softball team, and get mor invloved with the community? You never know (:

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helpfulwhale 12

Hopefully that gave you the confidence boost to do something helpful

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Jiplo 18

Just try to find a book or something to expand your knowledge in your field of work so that you make improvements to the network or other various systems. Or assist any other co-workers who may new help with what they're doing!

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ColdplaySucks 18

If you're willing to go as far as that, you might want to get help.

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annie_nk 22

Maybe ask your manager if you could do any little odd job around the place?

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breakinlegs 19

why don't u get a different job, maybe its time to try for that dream....

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Barriaultcory 16

You should get a cat

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DFresh503 8

And learn French, and write it love letters. Win-win

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KeinBaum 12

Cats don't need you. They tolerate you. If you make them food and clean the litter box, that is.

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jstorie95 8

Lucky you still have a job

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PandaSmile 24

I think it's time to find a fulfilling hobby instead of ******* with your employer. Maybe try swimming. No one has high self esteem in a bathing suit so everyone is in the same boat :)

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Llama_Face89 33

10-except those with body image issues.

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TheBrochure 22

#35 - That's what #10 is saying; that everybody is self-conscious in a bathing suit! Edit: unless you mean issues in the opposite, narcissistic direction. If that's the case, then forgive me.

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