By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."

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LaurenLo 17

Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!

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LaurenLo 17

Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!

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zandalee 19

And hopefully OP hasn't floated away, being so full of gas and all...

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ohgeejosee 19

You get extremely gassy when you're nervous! If you're still a virgin, best of luck with your first time! Haha

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."

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eddeeezzyy 19

"It's a small room....okay, now the tuxedos seem really ****** up."

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Epickitty58 29

"I will admit it, I may have farted...."

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DedicatedNova 13

Cheer up. At least you didn't puke on the interviewer.

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gc327072 30

At least she didn't have to suddenly void her bowels into the nearest trash can.

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mn_shr 22

You never know, the interviewer could've been looking for someone just like you with your physical abilities. Stay optimistic OP.

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olpally 32

Lol, that's everyone's worst nightmare during an interview! :/ good luck in the future.

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yellowaholic 25

I hope the interviewer just laughs it off.

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debbster7 18

I'd say you aced that one, OP!

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jasmine2301 25

And I thought I had bad luck. Damn.

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