By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
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puppie406 23

Damn man, that's some desperate measures tbh... FYL op, and good luck with the bitchy boss!

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Moosebandit 6

That's very kind of you

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atrusion 15

Aren't you just a ray of ******* sunshine

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JustinJK 21

a day of the boss not being a ****, is at least one good day of retaining OP's sanity lasting a little longer

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vsus98 22

Hey, at least she did something about it. Most people would just stew in their unhappiness. Props to OP.

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Moosebandit 6

That's very kind of you

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Dave_Davington 33

Leading someone on is kind now? I'm not sure I follow.

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PrincessZelda_HR 22

Well, who doesn't want to mysteriously get sent flowers? It's not exactly a rude thing to do; everyone appreciates a compliment

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puppie406 23

Damn man, that's some desperate measures tbh... FYL op, and good luck with the bitchy boss!

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rshweky 17

I hate bosses like that. They always expect you to be perfect and any little stupid mistake can be catastrophic. I've had that kind of boss before. FYL OP.

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Exobadger 15

until she notices she never got another letter, and it was probably fake, you should be golden.

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klm2purple 18

I think she might need more than just flowers...

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theRonin 18

That should be a start, 6. There's always a next step and getting an expensive man *****.

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tylercoffman420 19

i think an anonymous vibrator would suffice

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Lalala579121 27

Assuming OP's place of employment starts with a U, as you seem to be doing, I doubt it would favor them at all as it would probably just distract the boss from doing her actual work.

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MonstreBelle 29

13- Um, what? I'm not sure if you're trying to make a smartass comment about 7's use of "U", but if you are then you should make sure your comment at least makes sense before attempting to be a grammar/spelling Nazi in the future

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thawny_fml 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm not a psycho, bitch like you.

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iAlissa 34

Don't quit your day job there, Dr. Seuss

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LMAO__no 15

How about: "Roses are red, violets are not. You're not a psycho bitch, how about some ****?" much better

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Kazze 31

That's... that's not much better, 38..

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thawny_fml 21

Honestly I'd need a day job to begin with.

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Redoxx_fml 22

What if she starts harassing you more because of her frustration at not being able to find her mysterious admirer

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MrsPegg 45

Kind of what I was thinking. I find it a little cruel actually.

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Redoxx_fml 22

He should wear a mustache and date her like Peter Griffin did to his boss

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writerchic85 25

Make sure to have a friend to stuff in your pants to "use" on her

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paginis 8

Isn't there HR where you can ask for help or a transfer?

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