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By kinglycobra - 08/10/2018 11:00 - Taiwan

Today, a guy demanded that I apologize after he accidentally slapped my boobs during a conversation. FML
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Top comments

whiskey'swino 15

Slap something of his that naturally protrudes and then be bewildered by his lack of apology. Wait, no, that would actually be assault not an "accident".

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BurnInDemonFire 34

That dude is very animated. And I feel sorry for your boobs. No one likes being slapped. Except masochists.

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Comments

ARISKomuniszt 24

Hello, Emily Thornberry - tell Jeremy Corbyn he needs a lesson in his high fives xD

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Dave_Davington 33

It's actually a very useful tactic. Just the other day, I demanded a hooker apologise for grabbing my noodle and jerking me off. I made enough of a fuss that she completely forgot that I owed her $2.50 until it was too late.

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rodfergie 18

My ex-wife has increased her prices again I see.

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popietarts33 4

Wtf you should slap him in the face hard .-.

2 1
rebelwithmouseyhair 18

how do you accidentally slap someone's - anyone's - boobs?

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tounces7 27

I feel like this needs a lot more context.

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bosniangirl27 21

How in the world does that happen? How close were you too standing to each other?

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blue_ecureuil 20

Don't worry! He's already looking for another groomer.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Are we missing some of the story here?

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TheSminty1 17

So kick him inna fork and say "I guess that makes us even"

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