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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML
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dlowry004 14
kaduzy 12

Time for new meat, a new skillet and a new mother.

Time to invest in a spatula...I call ordering a pizza...

ViviMage 38

Not hygienic, and the pooper scooper is NOT meant to handle high temperature. You are eating cooked cat poop and melted plastic. Plastic ingestion will tear your digestive tract. Throw the meat, scoop, and skillet in the trash for your health.

MrBoredomioo 18

That still sounds more appetizing than school food

Does your mother have a psychological or addiction problem? I don't see how anyone under normal circumstances could possibly think this is an ok way to prepare food. My schizophrenic great aunt, on the other hand, has had problems reminiscent of this one in the past, what with the episodes that leave her confused and distort her reality.

RedPillSucks 31

Time to go out to eat. Just don't go to one of those places that advertize "Home cooking, just like Mom used to make"