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By Anonymous - 30/05/2020 17:00

Today, I discovered via my webcam that my brother believes in teaching babies to self-soothe, which in practice means ignoring my baby until she stops crying, only changing the nappy once in the 7 hours I was at work, and forgetting to feed her at all because he’s too busy watching Netflix. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that my partner intentionally acts like she sleeps through our baby's cries in the middle of the night, just to force me to do all the late night feeds and diaper changes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2022 23:00

Today, I got further proof my boyfriend isn’t a good dad. I had to leave him for about 4 hours to see my mom in hospital, but when I got home the baby was crying to be fed with a dirty nappy. I asked why she hadn’t been fed or changed. Apparently it never occurred to him that that’s why she was crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2013 16:27 - Germany - K?ln

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 06/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 00:01

Today, when my husband told me years ago he wanted to parent just like his dad used to, I had no idea that meant helping with practical stuff like cooking and nappy changing, but otherwise ignoring our kid's emotional well-being and telling them to buzz off when they try to talk to him. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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It's gonna be alright

By Babyhazy - 05/06/2016 21:52 - Australia - South Yarra

Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2 month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk whenever they make a noise. My fridge started beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, "It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright." FML

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Easy life

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend is sulking because he actually thought two weeks paternity leave was going to be our new baby sleeping 18 hours a day while he played his Xbox, and get paid not to go to work every day. He was wrong, it’s been three days, and he’s exhausted already and whining. FML

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tounces7 27

Saturday 30 May 2020 17:45

Yeah, that's not self soothing, that's child neglect.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 30 May 2020 19:07

omg I'm so sorry to hear this. He shouldn't be allowed to watch her again until he knows better.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 30 May 2020 17:12

You get to watch a baby on a webcam for 7 hours at work? You sound productive!

ajh1800 25

Saturday 30 May 2020 23:55

She could have watched the record footage when she got home

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 31 May 2020 0:50

Well, if she watches 7 hours of baby footage, while he watches Netflix, we now know which one is the "dumb" sibling. Baby viewed by one fixed camera vs. "Tiger King?" It's no contest!

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 31 May 2020 5:24

I highly doubt that she watched it in real-time. Even you, a teacher, can't be THAT gullible, can you?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 31 May 2020 5:29

No, I was being obtuse.

bkwusa 15

Monday 1 June 2020 15:21

I know it's hard to imagine, but I can scroll through my babies whole night in the crib in a mere 10 seconds and see how he moves all night in fast forward.

JasonThorn 20

Sunday 7 June 2020 4:13

And you do it so well. Must be the constant practice.

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 30 May 2020 17:25

Yeah. Just send your brother to do your work job instead.

tounces7 27

Saturday 30 May 2020 17:45

Yeah, that's not self soothing, that's child neglect.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 30 May 2020 19:07

omg I'm so sorry to hear this. He shouldn't be allowed to watch her again until he knows better.

leximichelle 13

Saturday 30 May 2020 21:20

It’s only “self-soothing” if the child is otherwise cared for. Meaning clean, feed, and burped if needed. Then you can let them cry for a while (assuming they aren’t sick or in pain for some reason.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 31 May 2020 23:29

a child should never have to "self soothe"... that is horse shit lazy parenting if they do that.

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 31 May 2020 5:25

Time to change your Netflix password!

MandySkittles 18

Sunday 31 May 2020 9:25

As a mom of a young child - that is absolutely NOT how you teach a baby to self soothe!! That is tending to the baby at night when crying, in slowly expanding increments so they realize you will keep coming back.. not what your brother did! That is absolutely neglect, a little one can't go seven hours without eating! Please find someone more competent to look after your child. If that was my baby I'd be LIVID!