Love, Relatable and Awkward: Classic nice guy rhetoric

Classic nice guy rhetoric

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 00:02

Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML

I agree, your life sucks 351

You deserved it 801

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 659

You deserved it 2 913

Tinder Surprise

By betrayed - 19/07/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 727

You deserved it 6 481

By WTF - 26/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 964

You deserved it 4 487

Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 065

You deserved it 275

Legit

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I tried convincing my friend that his casual long-distance girlfriend, who won't meet him and never video/voice chats, is in all probability a guy catfishing him. He refuses to listen to me because her Facebook profile looks "legit". She only has one profile picture and her friends list is full of bots. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 116

You deserved it 134

That's the rule

By whatdidido - 06/05/2019 18:05 - United States - Conover

Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 905

You deserved it 711

Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

I agree, your life sucks 622

You deserved it 103

Bad vibes

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 16:00

Today, a guy I went on a few dates with and was looking forward to seeing again this Wednesday told me he is not sure he sees this going anywhere. This always happens and I have no idea what I am doing wrong. I have lost hope in finding a boyfriend ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 929

You deserved it 188

First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 535

You deserved it 303

By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 494

You deserved it 5 822

QueenSaru 28

Wednesday 13 September 2023 0:57

Repeat after me: "I am not entitled to a girl dating me just because I am available." Clearly things didn't click for her after your dates and she's allowed to look elsewhere.

ass 11

Wednesday 13 September 2023 0:06

If she's not into you there's not really anything else you can do. It'll sting for a little bit and the right woman will come when the time is right. Best of luck, buddy!

Comments

ass 11

Wednesday 13 September 2023 0:06

If she's not into you there's not really anything else you can do. It'll sting for a little bit and the right woman will come when the time is right. Best of luck, buddy!

QueenSaru 28

Wednesday 13 September 2023 0:57

Repeat after me: "I am not entitled to a girl dating me just because I am available." Clearly things didn't click for her after your dates and she's allowed to look elsewhere.

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 13 September 2023 1:12

It's not happening. Get over it and move on.

Nikki 17

Wednesday 13 September 2023 1:26

Let me guess you’re a ‘nice guy’?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 13 September 2023 3:03

AKA Meal Ticket You have other aliases, I'd guess.

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 13 September 2023 3:48

I've seen this here before. This is a Move situation. Either make your move or Move on. You deserve more than being strung along by your own desires for someone who may well be unavailable. You have to move one way or the other. So make your choice.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Wednesday 13 September 2023 6:28

Dude, check out the Craig Kenneth channel on Youtube. She can't miss you if you are just always there. Take control of your thoughts, move on and find someone who can't wait to see you every day.