Intimacy: Common myth

Common myth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 06:06 - United States - Eugene

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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You deserved it 39 068

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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You deserved it 3 731

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By Kid Lacef - 31/10/2018 15:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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You deserved it 909

Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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Bazinga

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

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Bloink 25

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:09

I've got to hand it to her, that was kind of funny.

bobo_the_bear 5

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:10

Ouch. However big hands can be an asset in the bedroom if you use them right.

Comments

reinmon8823 11

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:15

lmao what a bitch hope You took it with a grain of salt cuz obviously she keeps coming back for more so you're doing something right OP

foxwasalamb 24

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:15

its not the size its how you use it!

Readoll 13

Tuesday 1 April 2014 22:35

But it'll take a long time to cross the ocean in a rowboat....

kingdomgirl94 29

Tuesday 1 April 2014 22:45

It might not make it across the ocean, but a row boat is more likely to go down ;)

bobo_the_bear 5

Tuesday 1 April 2014 23:44

#59. I see what you did there. Ha

greendau 3

Tuesday 1 April 2014 23:59

Yes 59 yes this is awesome

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:16

Now pride is the smallest thing in the room, chin up though use your fingers to get the job done if you know what I mean. P.S. I mean about sex *loud whisper*

chrisstanford 10

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:19

remember op its not the size of the boat that matters. you can have fun with all sizes. its just the motion in the ocean .

aintmypants 2

Tuesday 1 April 2014 22:02

Buy you won't make it across the ocean in a dinghy either.

theDopestChiick 8

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:20

put it in her mouth

aruden 25

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:29

I like the way you think

theDopestChiick 8

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:42

lol

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 1 April 2014 20:34

That should shut her up. Unless, of course, she's right.

Cleu 12

Tuesday 1 April 2014 23:43

I had to read that twice #38 but it was perfect!

PhilSnake22 13

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:23

"And I guess small hands aren't related to vaginal tightness either..."

askullnamedbilly 33

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:41

Which, while witty, would be a surefire way to ensure he never gets to be inside said ****** again...

hunteryager 18

Tuesday 1 April 2014 20:24

So she's allowed to insult him but it cant be the other way around? Huh, sounds pretty unfair to me. Especially since it's obviously a joke.

kingdomgirl94 29

Tuesday 1 April 2014 22:47

Fun Fact: vaginas are muscles, they stretch a lot. If she's "tight" it could mean that she's not relaxed or not turned on enough.

Nish007 15

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:24

well I never! :O

olpally 32

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:25

Talk about a burn to the ego. Damn, what a bitch!

martin8337 35

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:29

Its feet that is related to penis size.

brewmasterg 34

Wednesday 2 April 2014 0:05

Nothing is related to penis size except penis size.

Trish_la_la 2

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:37

#23- not true.... I dated a man who was 6'4, big hands and feet- smallest penis I'd experienced. And hands down- the best sex. Size can be irrelevant if they know how to use it.