Intimacy: Common myth

Common myth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 06:06 - United States - Eugene

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By Kid Lacef - 31/10/2018 15:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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Bazinga

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

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Bloink 25

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:09

I've got to hand it to her, that was kind of funny.

bobo_the_bear 5

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:10

Ouch. However big hands can be an asset in the bedroom if you use them right.

Comments

osamabincampin 1

Wednesday 2 April 2014 0:28

It could be worse, she could have been talking about her own penis

Anarchy66 16

Wednesday 2 April 2014 0:49

So stick it up her butt then

vlalam 24

Wednesday 2 April 2014 1:03

That's really awful to say to a guy and totally a mood killer forever... Sorry OP :(

hellokabadi 1

Wednesday 2 April 2014 1:38

Am I the only one who though of Romeo & Juliet? 'Palm to palm is holy palmers kiss'

CrikOgresmasher 19

Wednesday 2 April 2014 1:57

she means the feet

barlos88 19

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:11

Haha at least she's got a sense of humor, now just show her all the wonderful things you can do with those big hands...

fml_fwp 9

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:23

I believe the expression is "big hands, big feet, big dissappointment." Thus, this is a compliment! :D

KillPrince 6

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:57

ROTFLMAO!!

bulkin 4

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:03

In my opinion, the size of hands has nothing to do with your dick, but the nose size dose.

597mph 10

Wednesday 2 April 2014 6:19

Ok well, 1. Yeah hand size has never had any relationship with the size of one's penis, and 2. It's not that big of a deal if you are, whatever the size of your penis, still able to satisfy her. Also, she's still in the relationship with you, so you have nothing to worry about...