Facebook, Social Media, Argument, Spelling and Miscellaneous: Facebook drama

Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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You deserved it 3 788

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2014 19:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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You deserved it 8 067

By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By superb12345 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 1 006

By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

By Cam - 21/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Holsworthy

Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML

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You deserved it 43 775

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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You deserved it 7 491

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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Goof friends

By Headshotsgal - 22/04/2023 22:00

Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML

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You deserved it 238

By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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You deserved it 3 187

emmabear1995 18

Sunday 7 December 2014 8:54

Your friend doesn't seem like a very good friend.

Joshwarrior 39

Sunday 7 December 2014 8:58

That's when you defriend both of them, but take it as a grain of salt op. Opinions of idiots aren't valid, especially if they spell like that.

Comments

15Erik 21

Sunday 7 December 2014 9:59

You let the internet affect your self-esteem? Shameful.

Clawsified 6

Sunday 7 December 2014 10:32

Based on how it affected your self-esteem, it sounds like you were fishing for compliments by posting the picture without makeup, which backfired.

HairIsEverything 15

Sunday 7 December 2014 18:45

BINGO!

drrobotnik1 18

Sunday 7 December 2014 10:41

fishing for compliments often backfires.

hellphone_fml 37

Sunday 7 December 2014 16:54

How was she "fishing for compliments" she just uploaded a picture. That doesnt mean someone needs to say rude shit.

bobslawnservice 16

Sunday 7 December 2014 10:53

FistyCunt? That really makes the imagination go wild. Want to go out sometime?

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 7 December 2014 11:24

YDI for doing Faceook!!! **** Facebook in the the neck!! The boon that it seemed to be will be the ultimate moral breakdown of our combined generations.... There will be.A Special place in Hell for the minions of MR Zuckerburg who have perpetrated this most incredible invasion of our privacy by tricking us into thinking we were having fun...all for their ultimate profit and gain...

slyde32 12

Sunday 7 December 2014 12:40

you seem angry, breathe in and out, in and out. I'm also confused as to how someone would go about ******* something in the neck

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 7 December 2014 16:05

I thought it said "arguing" with the guy. At least your mom has your back.

Otaku31 19

Sunday 7 December 2014 16:05

When you wear make up on a regular basis people get used to seeing you that way. You're probably not ugly. Most likely your friends and everybody else just are not used to seeing you without make up. My advice would be to wear it less often. The natural look is better anyway.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 8 December 2014 6:43

I agree with what you are saying to a point. I don't think she should not wear makeup more often but maybe just go with a more natural makeup style. To be honest I think almost every woman I've ever seen looks better with makeup. Not necessarily with the style they're wearing, but I think a natural makeup style (mainly foundation, a neutral eyeshadow, mascara and some blush) usually looks better on everyone than completely without.