FML's Showdown #14 By Louis - 21/06/2017 21:30 Another stand off, pick your fave! I agree, your life sucks 319 You deserved it 124 Share Tweet Share
Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 325 You deserved it 261
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML I agree, your life sucks 152 You deserved it 643
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 054 You deserved it 4 217
Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML I agree, your life sucks 13 331 You deserved it 4 229
Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 426 You deserved it 3 799
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 646 You deserved it 2 225
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 140 You deserved it 4 596
Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 523 You deserved it 4 032
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