Embarrassing, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Forever alone - FML

Forever alone

By 20singleandproudish - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my younger brother helpfully pointed out that I'm the only one in my family of five who is single. He's twelve. FML

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BBlah 26

Thursday 23 October 2014 17:26

You said it yourself, he's 12. Don't let it bother you. It's not your fault you haven't found the right one yet, keep your head up OP!

cinskeep43 15

Thursday 23 October 2014 17:27

hopefully he's not the boyfriend of the 13 year old girl who now has "life threatening diseases"

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daddysgirl8 21

Saturday 25 October 2014 9:59

Give it three days and you won't be the only single person.

lollypop624 11

Thursday 30 October 2014 1:58

You're obviously being sensible about relationships and feeling that waiting is right. If your brother is 12 and he's got a boyfriend/girlfriend, it's obviously not going to last and it's not real, it's not committing; I bet, about 10 minutes after they've got together they're saying love you! Or love yew! Thumbs up if you understand that reference which I'm sure none of you do!

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 November 2014 2:49

You don't have to deal with relationship drama.

mothalickaa 7

Friday 16 January 2015 15:42

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