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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 01:46

Today, I found out the only way my wife has an orgasm is by fantasizing about an ex boyfriend, who she regrets never sleeping with. FML
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withered 30

Yes, reading someone's diary is violating confidence and their privacy. You don't own the person you marry. And thinking about other people while having sex is something normal. What is not normal is snooping and violating someone's privacy. If she was honest with him, people like you would just say "what a bitch, she should have kept that to herself".

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Tabatha Smith 6

That should say ex wife. Occasional fantasies are good but every time? That means she isn't happy.

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QueenAfrodite 8

You’re just not doing it right lol. Dude instead of groveling about it try asking her how her body needs to be pleased to achieve release with you. If you deliver and she still doesn’t ****** then emotionally she just isn’t that into you and you may need to find another mate. Communication is always key. Not every persons body reacts the same way to what may have worked for you with other folks.

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