It's just another day

By wilmerjean - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 813
You deserved it 3 225
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X8PX 5

more like f his life for having an inconsiderate nephew/niece..

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ilovetylerseguin 0

it couldve been worse. I bet he wasn't thrilled either

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perdix 29

To extend the analogy, it means that your car is a piece of shit. Heh-heh, I said analogy.

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Analtality 4

Say. But this time, I won't blame it on autocorrect.

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ShyAnn29 14

Geez, it hurts to do that after surgery! I agree, give him a break!

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TheCylonmaster 3

Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. Eat your beans with every meal!

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NinaTatianna 9

Youre complaining about traffic while your uncle is in the hospital? dont you think that's a little self-centered? I think u need a different perspective....

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Darklord53 0

Well, I guess you could say... *Takes off sunglasses* He wasn't having a shitty day.

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lilovatch 4

Why complain about something done out of a good heart? Plus he's family...

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