Health, Mental health and Swimming pool: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By tessykins - 22/10/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend noticed dark lines that look like scars on my inner thighs. He confronted me about them, thinking I was cutting myself, and now wants me to see a therapist because he thinks I'm suicidal. They're stretch marks. He won't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a man stopped me on the street. He said the stretch marks on my thighs looked like cuts, and asked me if I self-harmed. Before I was able to politely respond "No", he said, "I mean, I can see why you would." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML

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By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

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By marquez_jasmine - 21/07/2012 15:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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By That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - 04/01/2014 07:21 - United States

Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML

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Bumpy ride

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 04:01

Today, I have a skin disease that causes my arms and legs to have small, but noticeable, red bumps on them. Trying to stay confident, I put on a swimsuit and went to the pool, only to be bumped into by a cute guy, who then asked why my arms were so "bumpy and disgusting." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 02:02 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, my boyfriend noticed a bruise on my hip. Apparently, he would rather believe i'm cheating on him, rather that I'm terribly clumsy at work. FML

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Assumptions

By sama - 06/01/2021 11:03 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked why I have stretch marks when I’m skinny. The stretch marks are from when I was recovering anorexic. FML

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whiterussiansp 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:14

Cutting yourself on your inner thigh seems inordinately risky...something you'd think at least twice about before assuming. He sounds like a douchebag anyway.

dyingtinkerbell 2

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:38

One of my boyfriends was horrified when he saw my stretch marks, which really are not that bad compared to other girls. I explained to him what they were, and he felt so bad because he assumed that it must have hurt to leave such a scar. Boys can be very silly.

Comments

bored690 0

Monday 9 November 2009 5:02

BAHAHAHAHHA he must be pretty dumb if he thinks stretch marks look like cuts!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA

hiiamanna 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:24

haha yeah

HyperExecuter 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:19

hahahaha! ur a douche. you said "he likes u"... first of all , I doubt it. second since ur worried about lettin him know what they r, it sounds like u like him... so stop telling people that it's the other way around

ellness 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:57

don't tell him. he's a freak anyway for watching your inner thighs while swimming.

blueeyedbeauty15 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:35

I ALSo have stretch marks on my under thighs. it's very embarrassing. only one of my friends have em though & she tans really dark so hers go away. unfortunately I don't tan & I stay pale white year round. anyway. yes they are embarrassing. but embrace them. god made us the way he wanted us to look. nobody's perfect! :)

Moobug 4

Monday 27 June 2011 14:49

Bless ye - if you lost weight to get from an unhealthy size to a healthy size, good for you! Don't be worried about explaining them. Same goes for if they're the result of a growth spurt - it's life, it happens. He should understand. Google 'stretchmarks' for him to prove your point. I have a whole load of stretchmarks myself - they're not so bad and I promise you they eventually fade. Mine are skin tone now, in fact :)

bitchychick413 0

Monday 4 July 2011 17:07

how could he think stretch marks are cut marks? not the brightest kid.

summerhot_fml 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:05

oh man :( thats the exact same thing with me except the guy told everyone now everyone things im suicidal. aint high school great? (sarcasm)

meidel 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:56

Ask him why he was looking Q

debatingalways 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:23

That's kinda creepy that he was looking so closely. Or at least a creepy thing for him to admit. That's what you should have told him. But I feel ya on being self conscious about stretch marks, I have them too and hate wearing shorts or bathing suits..