Love, Health, Embarrassing and Swimming pool: Bumpy ride

Bumpy ride

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 04:01

Today, I have a skin disease that causes my arms and legs to have small, but noticeable, red bumps on them. Trying to stay confident, I put on a swimsuit and went to the pool, only to be bumped into by a cute guy, who then asked why my arms were so "bumpy and disgusting." FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By tessykins - 22/10/2009 07:41 - United States

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By Randomspaghetti - 15/09/2016 21:11 - United States - Lehi

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By ifeelfat - 17/06/2014 20:44 - United States

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

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cacheson 41

Friday 16 July 2021 4:16

Well, that guy is just rude. You should feel sorry for him for his obvious lack of social skill.

roxsie_rox 6

Friday 16 July 2021 22:50

should've said because I have a skin condition but the better question is why your mother didn't teach you manners and how to talk to a lady . . then simply walk away and enjoy your day . I have alot of scars from years of SI and people are rude . I embrace my marks and so should you . you can't win everytime but being able to brush it off and know for every 10 complaints there will be 1 a-hole . empathize like he should of did . diseases can happen to anyone and that's no one's fault and you shouldn't be shamed and for him clearly he wasn't raised right for what ever reasons. keep trying to achieve your confident ! you got this

Comments

cacheson 41

Friday 16 July 2021 4:16

Well, that guy is just rude. You should feel sorry for him for his obvious lack of social skill.

Lora Wood 11

Friday 16 July 2021 9:07

Stop using lotions with heavy perfume switch to health food store type. I've seen this caused by baby lotion.

roxsie_rox 6

Friday 16 July 2021 22:52

she has a disease using a different lotion won't cure that . lol this doesn't apply unfortunately but it'd be cool if it was that easy though lbs

roxsie_rox 6

Friday 16 July 2021 22:50

Katelyn June Hollon 2

Saturday 17 July 2021 5:14

Keratosis Polaris, I'm guessing? I have it and it sucks. Something like 1/10 people have at least a little bit but some people still act like it's the plague.