Judgemental
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston
By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Portland
By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States
By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States
By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom
By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry
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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton
By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton
He means he knows you banged the Fed-Ex guy and if you don't buy him an Xbox he's going to tell your SO
That kid is going places...
Maybe to the maternity ward to accuse more future moms.
And not necessarily good places...
weird kid
Oh kids say the darnest things
well of course he knows that you ate a watermelon seed. tisk tisk you should have listened to your parents then you wouldn't have a watermelon growing in your stomach. yeah thats right, this kid knows what you did. ;)
"So that's where babies come from"- 7 year olds
FML is turning into a massive piece of shit. This doesn't cause anything harmful to literally anyone. Counting time until the moderators send me an email terminating my account simply because I shared my opinion on how something isn't entertaining and doesn't pertain to the meaning of the website.
Okay, first of all, what? Secondly, not everyone has other options for transportation.
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You're the bastard who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!
Should'ave told him you eat mean kids who annoy you on the bus.