Work and Language: Kinda rude

Kinda rude

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I work as a cashier, and as always, I asked the customer paying credit to sign the "sheet" of paper. I received a dirty look from one woman who apparently talked to the manager about me, saying I had asked her to sign the "shitty" paper. I have now been warned for "derogatory language." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By bonedregardless - 15/09/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML

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By well scrooge you too - 26/12/2015 04:24 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML

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By fuckdubstep51 - 21/07/2012 22:49 - United States - Willingboro

Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By I hate retail - 17/10/2016 22:12 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 19:37 - United States - Norcross

Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 1:43

Next time, ask her to sign the "penis paper." When the manager asks, say you said "piece of paper."

dave202 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:57

Did anyone else immediately think of the City Wok guy from South Park when they read this?

Comments

cornsnake 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 2:27

sounds like something from notalwaysright.com

Games4me 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 4:25

MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO ARTICULATE ...even if the customer was incompetent.

DocHolliday_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:18

What the hell is anyone doing calling a receipt, or a slip a sheet? Never heard that one before. This is likely made up.

TheLoneWulf 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 15:04

Start saying "Slip" and that won't happen ever again! I used to live it myself, so I understand!

Dancerwind 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:31

Jesus. Everyone on here is so heartless. :| "Omg lets have them taken out and shot for daring to say 'Sheet'!" People where I live say "Slip" and "Sheet" all the time. Just because you don't live in Pennsylvania doesn't mean it's right to be ignorant.