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By Anon - 01/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I rolled over in bed and asked my boyfriend if we could go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3pm. FML

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You deserved it 9 334

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 177

You deserved it 292

By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

I agree, your life sucks 123 377

You deserved it 7 035

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 628

You deserved it 4 111

By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 695

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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You deserved it 3 703

Oh no you don't!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68

You deserved it 855

By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 211

You deserved it 4 267

By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 533

You deserved it 2 213

brazillianbabe 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:00

I would dump his bootie in a heartbeat. If he cant do something nice for your birthday now, and has the audacity to say that now, he will only get worse with time. You can do so much better. Happy 21st :)

log1k 3

Friday 1 May 2009 20:01

kick his ass out of bed and make him take you to the park, its your day. :)

Comments

ondreeuhlace 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:24

wowwww. i dont care how much you like him,break up w/ him. who the eff would say that to their gf? wut a dick =]

nocturnal_crazy 1

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:32

Dump him. #12 has the right idea.

rinnychan 2

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:34

I think if this guy had a night job, it would have been mentioned in the post. Anyway, to reiterate, dump him.

pikachu_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:36

yo 14 i love that song. kind of random to mention it here, but yeah go you = ) anyway yeah, you should really do the same thing on his birthday. and happy birthday OP.

shalashaska_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:43

u deserved it, im sure if u aint blind u can see shit like this coming

Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:49

Today I read several stories on FML about boyfriends being absolute jerks. Even these jerks can get a girlfriend and I can't. FML.

Paulspacefdot 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:03

Grab the selfish asshole by the balls, hard enough to raise his voice an octave for the next 18 months, and drag his naked worthless ass out into the street, and drop him there.... then lock him out, and get dressed up and go out with someone WORTH YOUR TIME and have a fantastic day. And I'm with #101 - Been used by women looking for someone to make their car payment for them, but all the really nice women are with useless oxygen theives like this rat turd! I DREAM of being able to give a woman a memorable "special day" like a 21st birthday! (Bad example maybe... being 39, not so many 21 year old women are looking for a guy almost twice their age...). Go find a guy who can interact with a woman as another human being, and leave this waste of skin in the street.

claiireee1 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:11

time for a new boyfriend! :)

MNDUBBER 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:12

the man needs his sleep. i want him to make an FML saying "Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me up before 3pm to celebrate her 21st birthday, I kindly explained to her it wasn't MY birthday, she got all pissy and wrote about me on this thing called the interweb, FML"