Kids, Parenting and Argument: More context please - FML

More context please

By Anonymous - 29/11/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I invited my mom over for lunch so we could discuss how she broke my trust while she last babysat for me, and that as a result she won’t be babysitting for a little while. She then yelled at me and told me I was being disrespectful and dramatic. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Saturday 30 November 2024 3:05

"Thanks for proving my point, Mom. Get out."

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 30 November 2024 4:30

This one really depends on how she broke your trust. Left the baby alone to go play bingo is one thing, left the ketchup out is another.

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JasonThorn 20

Saturday 30 November 2024 3:05

"Thanks for proving my point, Mom. Get out."

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 30 November 2024 4:30

This one really depends on how she broke your trust. Left the baby alone to go play bingo is one thing, left the ketchup out is another.

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