School, Cars and Students: OPEN UP! - FML

OPEN UP!

By forgetful - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, our family bought a new car. When we got home, I opened the trunk to get my backpack. It turns out I left it in the trunk of our trade-in. The dealership is closed now and I have a presentation due tomorrow. FML

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Tripartita 44

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:38

Your Dodge ate your homework. FYL

justcommenting19 19

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:32

I think that's like a legitimate excuse. Email your teacher if you can to let him/her know so it doesn't look like a last minute excuse.

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NYGiants1925 22

Saturday 31 October 2015 20:53

Lol that sounds like something I'd do.

stvn97 11

Sunday 1 November 2015 5:36

Who puts a backpack in the trunk

Cebolamole 13

Monday 2 November 2015 11:48

First World Problem right there.

maniacmelons 6

Tuesday 3 November 2015 15:43

May I please get an explanation on how you had an assignment due the next day? Besides OP is in school...because, look at the date you posted. 10/30/15. That was a Friday, You are from America. I know this due to location being California. I cant think of a single school, with the exception of homeschooling, that has class on a Saturday.

DarkSerebii 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:00

My online classes have tests/assignments due every Saturday. It didn't specify if they were in high school or college. Lots of college courses are on Saturdays.

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