Ouchie

By Anonymous - 17/12/2014 20:09 - United States

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Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
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Liyuesigs 8

Which pain is worse? Your wife or the appendix?

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jenninator93 18

Someone sounds mighty insecure... hopefully a calm, mature discussion and some reassurance will help?

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Migole 36

Why, why did you marry someone like that? I'm sure this isn't the first time she's acted like a crazy bitch

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vikky538 28

in don't think we can best that...craziness..

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wackyducky13 11

Reread it. It says she still won't apologize.

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escapingreality 19

you should reread the fml...the OP clearly states that she still refuses to apologize

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KazutoKirigia 16

I got an emergency appendectomy last week.

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ChibiChick25 8

She is just mad because she made herself look like a complete idiot.

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MistahJ94 8

in that case, divorce is the best solution

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