By anonymous - 30/01/2018 06:00

Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
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kujiens101 24

We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.

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mt21mt 15

Wtf does your sob story have to do with this fml? Cry for attention much?

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kujiens101 24

We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.

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DragonMaiden7 15

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Arashikage 18

Since we're sharing unrelated sob stories I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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mt21mt 15

Wtf does your sob story have to do with this fml? Cry for attention much?

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DragonMaiden7 15

I was replying to the comment, not the OP himself. Since when is not knowing which sex positions can injure you and explaining why you don’t know a sob story? And I still don’t know the move in question

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Cali 54

The 'move' is dislocating the knee (and it's sarcastic). Read the comment again!

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RichardPencil 30

Time to let the diarrhea fly and change the subject!

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TheJawsman 18

I guess an x-ray showing your dislocated knee and/or an official doctor's note wouldn't convince her of the gravity of her response. I mean, if you blame anything, blame gravity :P

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BrotherPhil 35

Probably not - the wife isn't saying that OP didn't dislocated their knee - she's saying that OP did it deliberately.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

he would need an mri

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Beefy_McQueefy 6

It's kinda sad your wife's self esteem is so low, she thinks that popping a knee out of place was about her weight. Anyway, pop a boner, pop a knee - way to go ,you!

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neuronerd 28

Only way I can envision a dislocated knee being a result of someone's weight were if you were standing and lifting her, and if you could do that in the first place, it means she's very light and/or you're very strong, likely both. Hope your knee gets better and you get to go back to banging your wife soon!

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boopingsnoot 24

So, her immediate response is to assume you're going to blame her and wants to say it first. Do you usually blame her for stuff, or does she usually play thr victim? There's two ways I'm reading this situation.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

omg tell your wife to get a grip! my hip, knee or back goes out all the time. my wife goes and gets ice not bitch about something I cant control

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5th_point_of_contact 8

I’m wondering exactly how he was trying to get a leg over here ??

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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

Freudian slip?

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TheBipolarMutant 2

time to call your lawyer.

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