Embarrassing, Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Shame! - FML

Shame!

By milly - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, my mother commented "Loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 766

You deserved it 6 755

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:02

Your mom be Trollin!

flockz 19

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:04

and that's why i've never taught my mother how to use facebook.

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alexiskelley18 6

Monday 14 January 2013 22:45

don't worry that's something my mama would do... idk about all those likes though. . .

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I agree, your life sucks 68 209

You deserved it 4 594

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You deserved it 5 776

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You deserved it 522

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You deserved it 474

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You deserved it 10 048