Work, Awkward and Students: Showing

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2021 14:01

Today, I recorded a 20-minute TED talk and told my students to watch it on the app in preparation for next terms projects. I got bombarded with messages from my students, telling me that because I was sat down on a chair while recording, certain camera angles could see straight up my skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 912

You deserved it 671

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 235

You deserved it 480

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 912

You deserved it 15 365

By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 739

You deserved it 7 079

By Noname - 14/03/2009 01:06 - United States

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 189

You deserved it 138 444

By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05

Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 548

You deserved it 353

By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 517

You deserved it 36 068

Live dumping

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 945

You deserved it 2 117

By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 605

You deserved it 289

By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 312

You deserved it 6 454

By Lady_Luck - 25/03/2009 19:31 - United States

Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 819

You deserved it 126 941

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 2 June 2021 16:53

Seems weird that no one reviewed this before it went live.

sarsuela 29

Wednesday 2 June 2021 17:40

How? Where was the camera? I'm confused.

Comments

ustiKola 2

Wednesday 2 June 2021 14:50

vid?

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 2 June 2021 16:53

Seems weird that no one reviewed this before it went live.

kfchicken 31

Friday 4 June 2021 14:31

that op didn't review it*

cuz803 44

Wednesday 2 June 2021 16:57

Did your students enjoy the free show? I know it's inappropriate but I hope you get some positive feedback to feel good about your appearance.

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 2 June 2021 21:23

The appearance of her underwear? “Hey teacher, your inner thighs are sexy! I’m turning 18 in like 2 years, hit me up ;)” You really think women need this kind of “encouragement”? About their inner thighs? From children? I’ll never understand how some people think.

kfchicken 31

Friday 4 June 2021 14:33

the comment you're replying to is written by someone who was a child like a year ago. relax and explain your point calmly. yes it's wildly inappropriate and getting sexual compliments like that from people who are presumably children would be incredibly uncomfortable.

sarsuela 29

Wednesday 2 June 2021 17:40

How? Where was the camera? I'm confused.

Hannah Knight 5

Thursday 3 June 2021 3:36

No one gunna point out that just because you recorded a talk, doesnt make it a TED talk?.. unless it was officially, but i feel like you woulda said that.. and they wouldn’t let you flash and upload your cooch..