Intimacy: Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize...

By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05

Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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By RingRing - 11/12/2010 07:12 - United States

Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 24 September 2018 3:30

Is it technically upskirting if the fan was the reason people could see your underwear? Either way, those people are a disgrace.

aljonking 11

Monday 1 October 2018 22:45

Hope you were wearing cute underwear

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 24 September 2018 3:30

Is it technically upskirting if the fan was the reason people could see your underwear? Either way, those people are a disgrace.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 3 October 2018 7:41

And these are the sort of people at a charity fundraiser?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 3 October 2018 13:49

Even worse if it was a charity to help women who are victims of sexual abuse.

bodino 6

Monday 1 October 2018 22:10

Sounds like the audience was a bunch of boys, pre-puberty.

ChromoTec 24

Monday 1 October 2018 22:37

Perfect timing

aljonking 11

Monday 1 October 2018 22:45

Hope you were wearing cute underwear

Rook 1

Friday 5 October 2018 15:51

At least she WORE underwear.

emh86 14

Monday 1 October 2018 22:51

That blows

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 October 2018 0:33

Oh, you were wearing underwear? I guess you “blew” your chance to make real money. Or... Had you gone commando, I’m sure the phone lines would’ve “blown” up.