Spending spree
By cheapskate supreme - 09/08/2023 00:02
By cheapskate supreme - 09/08/2023 00:02
By A_W - 06/07/2018 19:00
By anon - 24/06/2022 17:00 - United States
By kagan - 08/08/2019 14:00
By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States
By rainastartree - 23/12/2013 21:10 - United States - Crum Lynne
By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 22:52 - United States - Lafayette
By I'll never understand - 13/01/2024 23:00 - Moldova
By letmefallasleep - 01/04/2020 14:00
By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 08:01
By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00
Get a better husband. One who can comprehend what “broken beyond repair” is.
Next time he buys anything for himself, turn it back on him. He'll either see how stupid he was, and apologize, or he'll insist it's "not the same". Whatever he does, ignore the stupid bastard until he does the right thing.
throw Away the whole husband tell him, you need the new husband too
Buy fancy fabric and sew your own. Get semiprecious stone beads for decoration. Then say you're 'saving money by doing it yourself'. (It's about twice as expensive but nobody ever figures this out...plus, you get not just a fancy purse, but you get to decide how many pockets it has. Why yes, I did knit a bag for my wallet\first aid kit\pocketknife\various other things, how do you know?)
I'd trade that twat in for a new one.
I'd rather not look at Urban Dictionary, so does "twat" mean broken purse?
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Get a better husband. One who can comprehend what “broken beyond repair” is.
throw Away the whole husband tell him, you need the new husband too