Work: Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart... - FML

By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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Busy?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 16:27 - France

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By Perdedor - 07/01/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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Top comments

ak73191 0

Monday 16 February 2009 15:34

NEVER offend your boss

iampunk 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:45

European shoulder bag.

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Amkii 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 12:41

So why DID he have a purse?!

iampunk 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:45

European shoulder bag.

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 8 April 2011 11:19

Winnnnnnn!

Lemou_fml 25

Tuesday 6 June 2017 23:24

American "european shoulder bags" looks like lady purses. But shoulder bags are practical. I need my wallet, phone, lighter, cigarets, wipes, tissues, sunscreen (allergic to the sun), power bank, wires, ear plugs and occasionally, beverages (good look finding those at our sand beach that stretches so long you can't see the start or end of it, even by drones). Sand beach = shorts, two pockets.

arms_akimbo 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:50

If he's holdin' a purse, he should be made fun of ;)

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Saturday 19 September 2020 19:13

He should be mad fun of for holding a bag???

alwaysalady 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:04

I really don't think that man-purse trend will ever take off. Get a briefcase, dudes.

ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:49

It's a carry-all! It's European!!!

cold_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:53

It's not a purse it's European!

teshab92 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:44

I always love a good Seinfeld joke

Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 15:11

Next time before you make jokes involving your boss: double check! Even if you make fun of him behind his back: always, always double check!

ak73191 0

Monday 16 February 2009 15:34

NEVER offend your boss

SilverBallet 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:33

Please tell me you got a fortune cookie earlier that day with the words "Smartass will have dumb ass handed to him on silver platter."

mslaurenk 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 3:00

i would start carrying a purse around just to piss him off

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Saturday 19 September 2020 19:14

How would that piss him off????

MandarinMustang 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:22

So? He deserved to be made fun of.

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