Health, Covid, Covidiot, Vaccine and Conspiracy theorist: The pandemic is far from over

The pandemic is far from over

By Nico - 01/08/2021 01:01

Today, I have a friend who has consumed almost every known drug in our country, but refuses to get the Covid vaccine, claiming that, "it contains the 5G, and I won't let them control me." FML

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Cut these people out of your life

By Anonymous - 19/12/2021 17:01

Today, one of my closest friends is an antivaxxer. Neither I nor my family are guaranteed to survive Covid, even though we are vaccinated, and I just can't understand why she will not get the jab when she knows so many people have died from Covid, while only a handful have died from the vax DUE TO COMPLICATIONS, and now she may hate me. FML

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What a catch

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 08:00

Today, my boyfriend is so scared of COVID that he takes precautions beyond what health professionals recommend to satisfy his OCD. He told me he wouldn't be getting the vaccine because he "won't be controlled by the government." Not to worry, he will just continue to be the unbearable control freak he transformed into since this all began. FML

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Panic

By Lexy - 19/07/2021 07:01

Today, I'm so afraid of Covid, I lied to my friends to avoid hanging out with them every time I was invited. Yes, I've been vaccinated already. FML

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Facebook Science

By Anonymous - 24/10/2021 23:00

Today, someone who lives off the government stated that all I do as a front line nurse is wipe arses, and that I know nothing about Covid because I'm not a doctor. He refuses to get the vaccine as well. FML

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Misinformation

By Andrea - 04/01/2021 16:59

Today, my brother-in-law declared he does not want to be vaccinated against Covid, because his friend, who is a nurse, told him it could make him impotent. Can please someone remove her from the health system? FML

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Not a sheep, just taking their medication

By Anonymous - 26/08/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that my mom was one those people who willingly takes random doses of livestock dewormer to "fight Covid" instead of getting vaccinated, when she called me from the hospital after poisoning herself with it. FML

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Wait til she finds out about seatbelts!

By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 05:00 - Canada

Today, I hate the government for starting talking about vaccine passports and mandating the Covid-19 vaccine, because I almost had my wife convinced to go get it, and now she's all, "I'm not doing something they are telling me I have to do. I'm not a sheep." FML

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Better Red than Dead

By hypocrite much?! - 21/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, my rabidly pro-life friend has been touting off about, “My body, my choice” because of the proposed vaccine mandates. When I reminded her that she’s always been against women making choices about their bodies, she screamed I was a murdering, commie bitch. Thanks, friend. FML

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Stop being selfish

By Steph - 27/11/2021 16:59

Today, I live in a country where a new variant of COVID has been found and we have to go through all this garbage again, all because some people believe that vaccines are in violation of their rights and that it's their right to risk all of our lives and livelihoods. FML

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Whackjobs 'R Us

By Anonymous - 01/11/2020 11:01 - Slovakia - Senec

Today, I realised that 3/4 of my family are prone to believe conspiracies and are anti-vax Covid freaks. I want to keep our relationships, but every discussion ends in an argument about some conspiracy they believe. FML

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Doom_Kitty 12

Sunday 1 August 2021 12:59

Run. You don't want stupid people in your life. And you don't want people in your life who risk other's lifes for such a stupid reason.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 1 August 2021 14:52

C'mon, Natural Selection, do your thing! I can't get 5G service in a big city on a phone that claims to have it. How are "they" going to control us with that? Hah!

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Doom_Kitty 12

Sunday 1 August 2021 12:59

Run. You don't want stupid people in your life. And you don't want people in your life who risk other's lifes for such a stupid reason.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 1 August 2021 14:52

C'mon, Natural Selection, do your thing! I can't get 5G service in a big city on a phone that claims to have it. How are "they" going to control us with that? Hah!

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Monday 2 August 2021 1:22

Good point...

Vesi 29

Monday 2 August 2021 5:36

I partly agree with you but the issue is children and those who *can't* get vaccinated that end up hospitalized or dead thanks to these jerks. Honestly I wish it was legal to go and dart the covidiots. =(

Chazzster 28

Sunday 1 August 2021 19:03

Some people are idiots. You don’t need a fool like that in your life.

raven_of_azarath 34

Sunday 1 August 2021 20:12

Sounds like my uncle. He’s got stories of working as a chef while on acid, but he’s deep into the far right conspiracy theories.

Ambrily 27

Monday 2 August 2021 1:13

Why are you still friends with this person?

DoctorPALO 14

Monday 2 August 2021 13:26

Playing devil's advocate here, but there IS somewhat of a difference between recreational drugs that people choose to do and a new vaccine in which all the possible side effects are not known. Maybe your friend IS an absolute idiot; this is still his choice.