They're perfect for each other!

By yosmurf - 11/03/2017 18:00

Today, I took my brother to the ER. His bimbo girlfriend told him he has "ironing board abs" so they had the bright idea of ironing her clothes on his stomach. When the Dr. asked him why he didn't stop if it burned, he said he didn't want to look "like a pussy". He'd have likely drowned if she'd gotten it right and said "washboard abs". FML
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Same thing different taste

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"Two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And im not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

I hope for the sake of humanity that they don't ever reproduce!

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Pride takes a man to places where intelligence would never go..

this is the best thing I've ever read

I refuse to believe this happened. and an iron would surely fuse the clothes to his skin and be so hot he'd have to take it away out of instinct? How old are they?

An iron doesn't fuse clothes to the ironing board and it's made to retain heat. Likely, they kept the iron moving, like most people do when they iron, and just left him with scald burns. And it's not like she, hopefully, ironed and entire load of clothes. They probably pulled out one shirt and ironed it. I still can't rationalize thinking an iron on skin is a good idea. My toddler knows "iron hot."

It sounds like they're perfect for each other

did you come up with that all by yourself?

Thats sounds like how dumb my brother is. Except he is scrawny and not fit at all