This week my wife of 19 months tells me she was never really... - FML

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By OKCPARAMEDIC - 10/10/2017 03:01

This week my wife of 19 months tells me she was never really into me and that she is not sexually attracted to me. I married her, gave up Med-School, sold my motorcycle, guns, all to pay for her to have a surgery she needed to have. Now, I’m living in my truck til payday.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 13 October 2017 9:29

If your name is on the apartment/house/whatever agreement- which it sounds like it should be the case, if she was that financially dependent on you for other things- I don't believe she actually CAN kick you out.

ΨJH 0

Monday 16 October 2017 4:24

sold your guns? maybe that why she tells you the truth.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 13 October 2017 9:29

If your name is on the apartment/house/whatever agreement- which it sounds like it should be the case, if she was that financially dependent on you for other things- I don't believe she actually CAN kick you out.

ΨJH 0

Monday 16 October 2017 4:24

sold your guns? maybe that why she tells you the truth.

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