By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

I wouldn't discard the possibility of him being the culprit and saying that to divert suspicions.

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DocBastard 38

I've heard of being **** blocked, but never caca blocked.

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ForkymeetsPorky 15

That's gonna be a log in the room next time you see him.

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turdontoast 8

Chances are he dropped the deuce and was trying to cover up for it.

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Ibuki 15

I don't think it's just "kind of." More like really ******* disgusting.

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AntiPrude 26

Agreed, I would of left as well.

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michaelaranda 28

im sure op cared about the piece of shit at the moment, but afterwords was thinking about her crush.

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oj101 33

Plot twist: the crush knew all along about OP's attraction to him, so he actually did it himself to have an excuse not to see the clingy OP again.

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