Miscellaneous: Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they... - FML

By doglover - 03/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:04

Comedy gold! Still, FYL ...

Turnip_Girl 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:29

Aww, and your doggy didn't even get its treat. :(

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Sketchisan 27

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:03

This comic just makes the FML. But yeah, that's hilariously sad. I'm sorry for the loss of your TV.

kingsley_fml 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:33

Somehow in the illustration the dog has crashed through the television into the picture in the picture frame...

justanotherbird 19

Sunday 24 July 2011 21:23

Lol, our cat did something similar when we had a "fish" screensaver.

gofferurself 10

Monday 25 July 2011 16:28

this could be a problem, if anytime dog food, cats, squirels, etc are on tv your dog attacks. Good luck!

Kgottber 8

Monday 25 July 2011 22:23

Trololol? Probably. Would you rather have a cat? I've heard way more stories about cats walking on top of flat screen tvs which causes the tv to tip over. I find that most people that hate dogs are jealous that they get so much attention for just being friendly and fetching a ball. Are you bitter?

carbonight 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:12

still priceless...

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 21:39

The dog was attempting to make it into another dimension and the TV was its only portal into it.

loserman67 35

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:21

does he hump it when they show female dogs?

Ravid99 5

Friday 29 July 2011 16:13

lol!! Deserved

sugarglitterkiss 4

Friday 29 July 2011 19:44

hahaha funny FYL

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