Love: Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and...

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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The betrayal

By jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

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Ah, teenage love…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Friday 5 November 2010 15:42

Is it a "I love you!" stalk or a "When nobody else is around, you're dead." kind of stalking?

c420racer 13

Friday 5 November 2010 15:33

Crazy girls are the best in bed :)

Comments

simple_idiot_6 6

Saturday 6 November 2010 10:14

I would of tried to slowly inch away when she wasn't looking, or make up some excuse. Maybe next time ask for a refund for a different time(if possible)?

WarByrd 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:14

i love puny guy bitches, they rely on law enforcement to save them from a female. i however make retards not want to be around me, much simpler. oh yeah i also carry a .45 and a pair of hand cuffs (not the cute fuzzy type) just be unpleasant with retards and they will not be happy to see you anywhere.

st0815 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:05

OP is a woman, you are a moron.

jsnakes12 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:13

did she have a knife in her pocket or did she just want to go to bed with you

falsekingdom 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 1:37

@23 haha he better hide any knifes.......unless she brings her own ;)

Hewron 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:49

As a lesbian since forever, I'm glad I haven't picked up one of these stalkerish types. They sound like killer turtles who attack your HP. ):

Ajaxxx 4

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:45

Like any SANE Straight DUDE, keep her as a On-The-Go-****-Buddy. You're at work and you're bored Speed dial her and bam you **** her in your washroom stall at work. You're bored late at night not knowing what to do , speed dial her. BAM **** her silly and chuck her. You're watching a boring movie in the theater, speed dial her, BAM **** her IN the Theater. Get my point? IF she uggo who cares. Not like you can find anyone else who will **** just about any where since shes crazily into you.