By The Soul Of A Damned Queef - 31/01/2015 04:04 - United States - Dublin

Spicy
Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 590
You deserved it 6 590

Same thing different taste

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You told him 'dirty'. Now only your definition of dirty has to match with his definition!

XBurytheCastleX 25

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Pandakay3 10

read this a million times before. how original! -.-

Pandakay3 10

my friends wife died in 9/11 maybe not the best place to post this copied joke. well done asshole!

steam_engenius 21

Well, the twin towers did not consent to having planes crash into them. This innuendo sounds like rape! Also, catastrophic rape. maybe OP thinks jokes and innuendos should make some sort of literal sense, like I do. I'd be offended, too.

He's saying he's going to "make you blow up," then use it as an excuse to mine all your body oils.

Does he realize there were TWO consequential attacks with TWO DIFFERENT planes? On the other hands, they hit BOTH towers...

@113, All I discerned from your comment was double penetration. Amirite?

BSIrishman 6

If I'm understanding his analogy correctly, I think he's asking to do a 3-way with some DP

I'm from Australia but yes to me referencing to the 9/11 is sorta offensive, terrorist attacks are no joke

I read go 911 so it was funny, I had to re read it a couple of times tell I realized it was 9/11

I was thinking maybe he's gonna crash into it twice then explode?

That's hilarious, don't take it personally it's not like you were involved in 9/11