By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
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JamieLT 22

Just say 'I meant to do that', take a bow, and walk away...

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ilytyvm 25

Please tell me that it wasn't messy food... That would just add insult to injury.

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AndyPurdy 31

*gets up and clears throat* i meant to do that *awkwardly walks away*

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chrisann1023 21

Just say the display looked lonely and it needed a hug....

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abNormal62 23

Did you pass your clown school audition? Or is their still a written component to complete?

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FusionPlacebo 26

No one was nice enough to AT LEAST help you up?

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Colon_Man 17

"Wine is a hell of a drink." - French Rick James

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hersheykisses511 18

Hey fml author here, it was a fruit stand for those asking. They were very nice and sympathetic so it wasn't that bad. Thanks for the sympathy

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lostinareverie 21

Are we distantly related somehow? It sounds like we are.

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RayRey009 5

What's worse than falling once? Falling a second time :(

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Dean__Winchester 16

This is what happens when you don't tie your damn shoes! Kindergarten taught us that, man

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