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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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By digressions - 29/12/2011 19:01 - Canada

Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

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Nice first impression.

By Losamus - 15/08/2018 23:30

Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML

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Asshole

By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 17:33 - United Kingdom - Limavady

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

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By gothicvamp93 - 04/01/2015 06:46 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

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Do not feed the workers

By Kellz - 20/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML

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By imalwaystired - 21/01/2010 20:20 - France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By Jay - 06/05/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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A07 48

Friday 6 November 2015 9:29

Tell him to buy a trampoline since he likes jumping to conclusions so much

Mr_Guy_Dude 17

Friday 6 November 2015 9:23

Surely your boss knew you were recovering from surgery right? Maybe he was just joking.

Comments

cuteputta 16

Friday 6 November 2015 9:40

my friend is dumb ... he dint understood this... can anyone explain this to him...

kaitlynjane 28

Friday 6 November 2015 12:42

I nominate YOU.

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 6 November 2015 20:24

My "friend."

Internetflakes 13

Sunday 8 November 2015 5:43

#11, OP spilt all of his medicine on the ground. When OP's boss passed, he may have thought he was a drug addict.

amberthebear 7

Friday 6 November 2015 9:40

well your boss is a jerk for making assumptions... hope you feel better =)

WinterChild 20

Friday 6 November 2015 9:45

Show him the prescription and make him feel extra stupid. Then push for a raise, kick him while he's down!

Born2Pizza 23

Friday 6 November 2015 9:50

Sorry OP, just explain to your boss what is going on and I'm sure he'll understand! Good luck.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 6 November 2015 12:19

All the boss said was "I knew it", he never said what he knows. He could be just messing with OP for all we know. Most here are just jumping to the conclusion that he was jumping to conclusions. Phew, all that jumping has worn me out... Thats enough exercise for today!