The dogs commitment is worth mentioning

That dog should get a treat and a pat on the head. That's pretty awesome. Wish my dog would do that when she's had an accident in the house, the only thing she does to help is having the accident on tile or someplace hard so it's an easier clean up.

At least the mound of poop was "beautiful."

"Clear message sent to Human Overlord"

My dog ******* shitted on my face

It's the thought that counts?

He just wanted to give you a beautiful gift after a shitty day. That's all!

He tried, you have to give him that.

Dog performance art?

This sounds like it sucks, but you have to admit it's kind of cool that the dog brought the paper towels.