Miscellaneous: Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was....

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

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By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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hotdogcore 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:10

Honestly this sounds kind of like a fake fml. Unless you haven't seen anyone you know in a really long time, or you decided spandex was back in fashion, I think people would have noticed you not being skinny long before now. Unless people you know are just asshats and decided they wanted to make a fat joke.

JNaftel 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:10

maybe you should just sit this Halloween out, you've obviously had your fair share of candy.

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Maxaxle 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:33

Picture not wanted or needed.

mzeemzima 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:04

McDonalds much lol

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:47

wow that sucks :3 btw what does op stand for? I havent been here long XD

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:39

Oversized Penis

MajorSchnitzel 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:08

oversized penises don't exist

chall16thvet 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:28

LMAO YOU FAT **** LOSE SOME WEIGHT

BoldfaceMatteo 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:41

time to hit the gym

amtrakmaster 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:34

hahahaha it's cuz you're fat, isn't it?

sexy_s_mile 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:33

i just wanted to say that they probably said that meaning that you are fat they didn't actually think you were wearing a fat suit but either way it sucks.