By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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rg350dx 29

The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.

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MichellinMan 20

Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."

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sempiternal80816 9

FYL because your bf's a douche but YDI for having your fly open.

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molliciousj 19

Maybe he was just so hypnotized by your unzipped pants that he couldn't concentrate on the song.

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MurphyGallagher 18

Some people just don't appreciate the things others do out of love.

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Ben009 13

I'm sure it was an Amazing song and one day the right guy will give you 100% of his attention.

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russfml 31

Guys aren't the best for reacting to things like that, he probably just didn't know what to say

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miss_jules 11

I hope you gave him hell after that and didn't just leave it at that. He sounds like an ass! I would have been SO pissed off! He could have waited for a better moment to tell you!

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marrymarz 13

it seems your boyfriend has the sence of humor.lol

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worldclassrager 39

Well he had to say something so he could think of something better right after...

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jdwmoore 5

50 other people say I hope ex boyfriend so I might as well too. stupid

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tsenx 7

Just go with it. Fly open sounds like a good Segway into sex.

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