Work: Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window...

By anonymous - 08/01/2016 06:49 - United States

Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML

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Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML

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Today, after work, I found my car in the middle of the empty parking lot with a huge crack in the windshield that wasn't there in the morning. Looks like I have to get the windshield replaced. Again. For the fourth time now. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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JHPugh 19

Friday 8 January 2016 12:48

Sounds to me like you need a new 'security' team

nash1991 20

Friday 8 January 2016 12:48

It's no wonder your security isn't doing their job well... They left their brains back home when coming to work.

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JHPugh 19

Friday 8 January 2016 12:48

Sounds to me like you need a new 'security' team

holyshmolly 13

Monday 11 January 2016 2:07

and a new neighborhood

nash1991 20

Friday 8 January 2016 12:48

It's no wonder your security isn't doing their job well... They left their brains back home when coming to work.

sweetbliss3 37

Friday 8 January 2016 13:02

what the ****? think it's time to get new security, along with some cameras.

mariri9206 32

Friday 8 January 2016 15:40

I don't think it's the security they hired. It's probably security from who they're leasing from and that person likely won't hire new security.

leogachi 15

Saturday 9 January 2016 0:27

@19 It wouldn't be in their best interest to not hire new security because their property is being damaged.

jake131000 21

Friday 8 January 2016 13:02

Sounds like the United States secret service.(They have had a bunch of mishaps.)

The12thPaladin 8

Friday 8 January 2016 15:46

I doubt the secret service is shooting at a store...

ThatHorse 15

Friday 8 January 2016 15:49

#20, you clearly didn't understand the comment. Sort of like everyone else. The Secret Service has been caught on many many occasions trying to cover up their fuckups. Things like Presidential details getting blackout drunk while on duty in the middle of the day and other such things.

The12thPaladin 8

Friday 8 January 2016 18:19

#21 no I have heard about those mishaps but I still doubt the secret service would be in this scenario.

ThePandoricaOpen 18

Friday 8 January 2016 19:10

#28, That's not the idea. He's not saying that the SS was the security, he's comparing what happened here to their shenannigans. Nowhere did he say, (or even imply), that the President's Secret Service was working security for an ordinary store.

jake131000 21

Friday 8 January 2016 19:46

Guys you have all been to middle school, right? A simile is the comparison of two things using the word like or as. I compared the similarities of the secret service to the security guards at the store. Everyone that disliked my comment is retarded.