By ImaSneakyNinja - 17/11/2016 02:55 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
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Tripartita 44

And here you were, thinking that "I'm left handed. Will you go out with me?" would be an irresistible pickup line.

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jekyllf 13

I hope she doesn't find someone who's like my family. It skips a generation. Both my father's parents were left handed, my dad was right handed, and I'm left handed.

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cootiequeen4444 11

I hope she does >;D

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BeachMammal 8

You are seriously better off without someone that ignorant.

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Dictionaryspeaks 18

I feel you man The struggle is real it now qualifies as a disability or should I say entitlement so go get some freee money :))

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cootiequeen4444 11

if you think people on disability are on it JUST because of "free money" and entitlement, you are sadly mistaken. Disabilities - of all kinds - are like a full time job. Only instead of it being job where you can feel accomplished and earn a respectable wage, it is just you trying to survive with a myriad of obstacles every day and with a stipend that is barely enough to get by. I feel like you were maybe joking. but it does matter because it was a douche-y thing to say regardless and the first part does even make sense. being left-handed isn't a disability. Or of it is weirdly classified as left handed people are accident prone due to things being made for right handed people, it would NOT be good for government aid disability programs. so it wasn't just an offensive comment but also a bad joke. and you should feel bad u_u

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slavka012 11

Wow so many righteous people here willing to f give lecture at every opportunity. Get v over yourself. This is a fun due and you are killing it

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe she loves fingering and has a right-handed ******.

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whatahatuis 7

whats a right-handed ****** gotta do with it

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RichardPencil 30

If he fingers her with his left hand, it'll just feel wrong. And he doesn't have the dexterity in his right to do effective work.

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Catdragon 40

I like using my left hand. it feels weird with the right. but I'm naturally right handed.

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jk_waks23 19

For what some of the studies say, left handed people are actually smarter and are more versatile.

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kloring1 15

As someone who is also left handed, I can't help but feel slightly offended by the way she acted. OP, you deserve someone who is more mature and will actually address problems with you instead of making up lame excuses.

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Victorialove122 2

My hubby is left handed I forget all the time but he is so amazing my left handed man!!

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Lindsey15 2

Why would that even come up in the first place O.o

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Speshul 3

"Hi I'm left handed, will you go out with me?" "Nope" "Damnit, rejected again for being left handed".

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