Intimacy: Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms...

By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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fliflafla 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:10

well does she?

AeryFairy 10

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:07

Ew. Just plain ew.

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ryepdx 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:07

Awkward... O.o

codyxfail 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:13

Dads this week are so cool.

iSlowPwnz 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:37

Indeed haha! I laughed hard when I read that FML! ;D

Fop 6

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:13

I didn't laugh, I was mortified. When my dad and his woman have sex, you hear it throughout the building. They're in the first floor with the door closed, I'm in the second with the door closed. @OP, you're lucky you can just switch rooms... FYL, horrid parents.

TokiWartooth 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 18:19

horrid parents? his dad is ******* hilarious.

michalk92 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:34

lmfao

iAlwaysYDI 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:22

most epicest FML evar !!

bezach 0

Monday 29 March 2010 8:18

today my parents had sex and I called child services for having horrid parents, I'm now in a. group home and my parents.need to now attend court, fml.